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Disclaimer: Cover Prophecy
People can be so shallow—judging books by its cover. It's so convenient! And that's exactly why we review upcoming albums just by looking at the artwork. Holla at ya, Nostradamus! When the records appear at CCTV-HQ we actually are gonna listen to the music, just to give it a fair shot. Till then we're judging the albums just by their appearance, for your reading pleasure.

Cover Prophecy: Anberlin - Dark Is the Way, Light Is a Place

August 7th, 2010 by Frank

Cover Prophecy: Anberlin - Dark Is the Way, Light Is a Place

This album is frickin' cool! I mean there's a falling horse on it and animals struggling with gravity are hilarious. Ask Bob Saget! He made a career out of it. This record rocks! And there are words like 'Dark' and 'Light' on the cover. That's cool too, because it sounds deep and meaningful. The music is fun too, because of the horse. I mean if you can write a tune which makes a stallion fall flat on its back, you've got skills right? I'm a positive guy. Maybe a pessimist would say it's such a bad album the animal tries to snap it's spine after hearing this bunch of tracks. That's a possibility too. Hmm... I dunno. Animal lovers should buy this. If you despise creatures you should avoid this thing like the plague.

Album Release Date: September 7th, 2010

Frank: 3 C's.